In the kitchen with a wrench
Mr. Green fixed a leak
In the conservatory on a bench
Professor Plum was shooting skeet
In the library, the candlestick
Helped Mrs. White read a novel
In the ballroom, Colonel Mustard pricked
His finger on a blade's pommel
The lead pipe with Miss Scarlet
Tied by rope from Mrs. Peacock
Was thrown from the study wet
Into the hall and hit the clock
With all this bloody din
I was certainly quite tense
But the only Boddy done in
Was my common sense
God bless,
>P<
Joshua Fahey
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